February 2012
If you stripped me down to just my shirt and...
Awe yeah~
*shoves pretzels in his face in an effort to soak...
No really I am super drunk.
Omg I need to not be this drunk
DFP and I are going out for food and probably a Walmart soda run.
I cannot be this drunk in public.
Shit.
Drunk and singing along to early P!nk from middle...
And waiting for DFP to come pick me up. This Friday is turning out to be awesome. Also my shoes are so gay.
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Someday when I decide to grow my hair out again...
And have an awesome undercut underneath the wavy curly mass of blue.
I will be a punk merperson, dammit!
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Maybe DFP and I can go out for veggie burgers
Because I am still craving veggie burger with all the fixins and onion rings.
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DFP is texting me from the chiropractor and I am...
While I contemplate what the fuck my gender is even doing today.
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Also 4.56 in change!
:D
alpha-lima-lima replied to your post: My first time using eyeliner as shadow. Also yes…
Ooh, it looks very glam!
Thanks! I got the idea for the green from Adam Lambert sooo~ ha ha
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BTW I'm still gonna be on tumblr, just on my ipod.
Ok I'm gonna go finish the bathroom.
Also make myself look awesome.
Because I feel like hair this badass deserves everything else to be badass.
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Anonymous asked: 2, 8, 15, 33, 40
velvettulip asked: 18, 31
40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
I had a dream last night that DFP and I found out...
And she threatened to beat him up even though he was tall and burly. And she punched him in the stomach and he was like “What? No I cant hit a girl! You’re short and…and a girl!” and he gave up and was like “ok ok its yours! But you need to help me come up with a new name!”
And then I woke up.
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I really want to go to my local post office and...
but I realize that none of them have anything to do with my package’s fuck up. I also realize that they probably cant do anything about it.
Its probably NY’s fault. Or Atlanta’s…
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Apparently the USPS waits an entire 30 days before...
Like guys if the package hasn’t been picked up in three weeks there is a goddamn reason.
Send my package back to Love Boat so they can get it to me you fuck faces!
I mean honestly how hard is it to go “oops our bad!” and send it to the right person.
I am getting so tired of waiting.
What if what was in the package was vital to my life? What if I died because I didn’t...
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So my dad is supposed to be getting a package in...
And I’m supposed to answer the door and sign for it.
I just want it to get here so it can all be over.
I cant deal with the anxiety of having to sign for a package.
DX
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I think my binders are still stuck in Decatur GA.