June 2012
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At the inevitable Justice Society-Justice League...
The Flash: I can't believe he actually is gay, nowwelooklikeidiots--well, YOU look like an idiot
Green Lantern: ...
The Flash: Areyoupayingattention?
Green Lantenr: Hmm? Oh no, I was just thinking... since he's gay...
The Flash: Oh no....
Green Lantern: Well, being the Earth 2 Green Lantern, isn't he just an alternate universe me?
The Flash: Hal, what are you saying?
Green Lantern: Well, he's clearly into me... I'm me.
The Flash: ...
Green Lantern: And while I'm not normally into dudes, this guy is actually me, just on Earth 2....
The Flash: With a different name, who looks different.
Green Lantern (ignoring him): And that makes this a really unique opportunity.
The Flash: And here I thought you were coming out.
Green Lantern: What? No, this is a special case. I mean, how many times am I going to meet an alternate universe me? Can I really pass this opportunity up?
The Flash: Hal...
Wonder Woman: Ignore Barry. You should do this.
Green Lantern: Really?
Wonder Woman: Yes. Take pictures.
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*sigh* well pretty sure that romantic endeavor has...
:/
Over before it started: also known as my love life in general.
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My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
Lol omg
maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
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Anonymous asked: 2,4,6,8! See what I did there!?
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Put a number in my ask box!
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Ugh I've been wearing my binder since way stupidly...
And its starting to get irritating and uncomfortable.
Not painful so I know I’m still good and I dont NEED to take it off right now.
Because I look REALLY CUTE today and I don’t want to mess with that.
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So this fic I'm currently writing (and...
is like a “Jason and Tim are both treated like shit by their family (lol canon accurate) and so they go for comfort in each other’s arms but like dont realize they’re in to each other for a while and some of this is gonna be stupidly fluffy.”
Its called “Middle Child Syndrome”
Its been a long time coming.
I’m actually really excited about writing...
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Random unasked for headcanons about the batboys...
Bruce: Trims his chest hair because he’s kind of a pretentious jerk like that. He has back hair naturally and he got it waxed for years but then getting laser hair removal became a thing and he opted for that. But leaves his arms and legs normally. He probably also trims his pubes. With like a little golden pair of scissors or something.
Dick: Completely clean aside from a tiny happy trail...
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Hairy!Jason?
I’m thinking Hairy!Jason.
I do love a hot guy with ridiculous amounts of body hair.
Yep.
Hairy!Jason.
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I will never get tired of writing in Jason Todd's...
I get to be angsty and pissed off and curse a lot and its actually really therapeutic.
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Sometimes when I'm writing superhero identity wank...
I have to go back and change a bunch of Tims to Red Robins.
*siiiiigh*
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I've had this Tim/Jason fic stuck in my head for a...
Well at least SOMETHING good and ACTUALLY gay is gonna come out of DC coping out like weenie babies.
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“I want to dress up as Red Robin and batarang them all in the cock.”
– me, just now texting DFP about how DC sucks and I hate them.
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Chris Evans would say 'Avengers Assemble' behind...
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*still fuming* I need happy fic.
Like…now.
But I’ve read everything happy and batfandom on AO3.
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I'm just over here still fuming mad at DC.
That is not “making a canon character gay” that is “making a character that no one gives a shit about and JUST IN CASE also making it alternate reality so no one gets quicked out by TEH GHEY!” no. That is not how you do it.
Marvel may have a lot of problems with a bunch of shit they pull but at least they’re letting Northstar get married. And Billy and Teddy be...
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CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS CIRCULATING (Debunk Re:...
amydentata:
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t-r-a-n-s:
About the petition:
First off, Alex is not going anywhere. Yes, Alex’s mother tried to regain custody of her child after she initially lost it and failed, but her father doesn’t have custody either.
The court ruled that way because they feared keeping it with either her parents while they argued would delay therapy and damage Alex’s health. Custody...
I Smell a Shitshow: Dita Von Teese Dons Yellowface...
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I Smell a Shitshow: Dita Von Teese Dons Yellowface in Burlesque Show “Opium Den”
girljanitor:
Dita Von Teese created an act called Opium Den that is the finale to her show Strip Strip Hooray, the act uses negative two dimensional stereotypes of Asian Women to invoke sex. The act has a mash up of many Asian cultures in the set, music,...
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FACT: All queers understand and are proficient in...
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